Oh-So-True-Confessions

i came across a profile saying that the user won’t entertain anyone who’s physically un-beautiful.

what’s with that.

i find it naive.

everybody is beautiful in his or her own ways what.

you cant label someone *chope!you’re beautiful* or *chope!ur ugly.get out of my life.please.*

it’s plain stupid n childish.

and to the person who said she hate my chibai fucking face,

thanks.

who says i hate u?

did u hear that frm my own mouth or are u jus trying to make excuses?

hate me all u want. I AM STILL GOING TO BE HIS DAUGHTER.

you cant change that.

btw,y r u so mad at me 4?

im not going to rampas my own dad.

im officially pissed off thank you.

ohhh nooooo.

natural unwanted solids are already at the tip of my stressed up anus.

i cant go to the toilet.my sis is in there for i dont know how long already.

oh my gosh..

my rectum is trying to push it.NOOOOO.

NOOOOO.i just polluted the whole living room.

atomic fart.must be.

im typing this with my face like a sweating, bulging-eyed, wrinkled-forehead, heavy breathing female-monster.

while waiting for her to get the hell out of that lavatory.

ahhh..yesss…thank goodness.

she’s out.

this will be the only time when you hear the sound of the toilet door opening such a blessing for you.

Cheers for Tekka Market!

ok, Hidayah and Zulaiha thought of eating there when we were having our 2 hrs break before our cca starts.

Then when i shiok-ly makan the roti john i bought, En Lai walked pass us.

My fave host. But it didn’t excite me that much coz i know i wouldnt get his pic or something. They were busy recording.

Just when i was about to leave, Daya asked me to sit down back.

So ok, i sat down again.

then.THEN.he came to us saying, "why not we interview these 3 girls?"

haaaaaa.

He sat beside me and talked about the food we ate and stuff.

And they recorded us answering his ques.

i was like so in the ugly mode.with my uniform and all.but what the heck.

the women said it will be aired on october chan 5.

but who knows if they will delete our scene.haha.

so. lesson learnt:-

1)Tekka is gooooood.

2)Tekka will let you save your money.hey, i only spent $4.and im full. for true singaporeans like me, CONFIRM BEST!

FLAW OF THE DAY:-

I FORGOT TO USE MY DEO.oops.it was supposed to be a secret.

FACT OF THE DAY:-

LEAVING YOUR HOUSE WITHOUT DEO WILL MAKE YOU FEEL REALLY–STUPID.I MEAN HOW CAN YOU FORGET SOMETHING YOU DO EVERYDAY.oh ya,and of cause you’ll feel very uncomfortable.

and please ppl, if you fart in public, fart discreetly. to that apek who farted infront of me: VERY WELL DONE. You managed to take my breath away, making me turn blue and killing me softly.

YEAH. Here i am lipat-ing baju and im freaking bored.

so.i decided to,maybe,type some crap.

by the way,my work is getting on my nerves.

testing my patience.and being traumatised at the same time.

one of my students, X, (oh yeah,i work as a part time,unqualified tuition teacher) basically "molests" me everytime i teach him.

even when X’s mum whacked him upside down, X’s still the same. Very much the same.

We wouldnt want to get into the juicy details.

Oh ya,i just realised one of my pics in my profile is like so typical.

with the peace sign and all.

haha.

it looks like as if im trying to pick my nose while trying to take a pic. WHOA. multi-tasking.

see!im writing crap coz i don’t know what to type but i WANT to waste time typing away because im bored. CONTRADICTION BITCH ALERT!

and.and.i’ve just made you waste your time reading my crappy entry.

my bad.

hey, lets get back to lipat-ing baju.

today we had napfa.

like wtf.

i have not exercised since sec 4.

and the only form of exercise i did till now is only dancing.

it ISNT cardio workout so when we had to run 2.4 just now,my face was like a bulldog after we finished running.

seriously.

and my cheeks were like red.

my fwens called them natural blusher.

oh ya.

the pull up thingy,i usually am able to do at least 30 but now i only managed to do 15.

FIFTEEN LEH.

what is happening seyy.

naq saw my stomach and he said,

“EH GOT BABY AR?”

WHAT THE HELL.

my stomach is BULGING.

OH NO.

WHY THE HELL MUST MY SCHOOL BE SO NEAR TO MANY FAST FODD RESTAURANTS??

COZ SINCE I STARTED SCHOOLING THERE,ALL I ATE WAS FAST FOOD.FAST FOOD.AND FAST FOOD.

my stomach fats are all made up of MCSPICY.

and since i started schooling there,i gained 5kg in THREE weeks.

JOY.urgh.

nvm,it’s good im gaining weight coz i hate it when ppl say im too skinny.

plus my butt is getting big.

that’s supposed to be good right?

ahaks. xD

my.arms.are.undergoing.pain.

DAMNATED PULL UPS.DAMNATED NAPFA.

must.stop.typing.

must.stop.typing.

ouch.ouch.ouch.

PAIN.

cheerios darlings~

on thursday, me and Shila went to Jamie Cullum’s concert.

and it was FUN!

wasnt into him that much at first but when me n Shila heard his B.E.A.U.T.I.F.U.L voice,our hearts MELT.ya.MELT.

We got to sit right at the back seat d13 and d14.at first we went to the wrong seat.then we saw this lady sitting at dd14 which we tot is our seat.stupid us.

another stupid thing we did was to forget to bring our specs.we cant see a thing.

but in the end,we went right in front of the stage.ILLEGALLY.but what the heck.

who cares.even jamie didnt.hee.

he was the one who asked US to come in front.

he told the security NOT TO BOTHER.

I LOVE HIM.and his personality.

he’s just.crazy.

he smashed the piano with THE CHAIR.and yeah,he broke the guitar.

and he would tell crappy jokes.

and in just one day i found out that JAMIE CULLUM IS SEXY.

oh what a difference a day makes..

i simply love his dimple on his right cheek.

and his humor n his voice n his messy hair.

I LOVE IT WHEN HE PERSPIRE.

gosh.

HEAVEN.

thank god Shila won two tix n she asked me along.

alhamdulilah.. xD

hehe..

and ya,he’s like so talented.

his music is PURE ORIGINALITY.

he can beatbox.

jazz is not boring after all.

AND JAZZ IS NOT ONLY FOR OLD PEOPLE.

it’s enjoyable.only if u appreciate GOOD music that is.

and juju dear,it’s jamie [CALL-LEM].not jamie [KOH-LOM].

till here,cheerios darlings.

get well soon..

i noe u can hear me wen im there beside u,crying..

dun fight e medicine,slp..

dun cry..

be strong..

i love u..

i hope u wake up 1 day..

we all miss n love u..

we hope 4 e best..

may allah b wit u always..

we will oways say e prayers 4 u..

harap cik idah bangon n sedar n cepat semboh..

inysaallah..

amin..

LUST– in quest for love,you’ll don all manner of costumes to entice, attract and solicit desire from the apple(s) of your eyes. You’ll use those delicate, provocative garments as tools of seduction until he is finally yours.

ENVY– Your eyes squint and your chest constricts. You tell yourself to look away but u can’t.You feel the ugly green eyed monster taking over and find yourself helpless against it.You’ve never wanted anything more in your life and there it is, on her arm–the handbag.

PRIDE– You hold your head high, well aware that ur skin glows with a natural radiance. There’s not a blemish in sight and your eyes are sparkling like diamonds. You toss your silky hair and feel yourself puff up with self-importance. Your mouth curves into a smug smile as you reach for 1 of your miracle jars–the intensive anti-wrinkle treatment.

GREED– "One is fun,why not two? And if u like two, you might as well have four. And if u like four, why not a few. Why not a slew. More! More!" You smile, for this is your life anthem: Madonna’s "More". And they say diamonds are forever.

SLOTH– You luxuriate in your sumptuous bed, warm, snug and comfortable. You remember that there are things you’d promise to do but banish all pressing thoughts and fall back to sleep. Outside your bedroom,life goes on…but it doesnt matter. *winks*

WRATH– "i’m sorry, i promise it will never happen again," the message begged. You glare at the offending bouquet and crimple up the card. You felt rage blasting through your veins. "He will pay," you murmur. "He will not be forgiven."

GLUTTONY– "Taste so good…" You smile, relishing the sensation of chocolate melting in your mouth. You lick your lips to savour the taste once again as you reach for another piece, and another; you blatantly ignore the growing tightness of your skirt.

these are the 7 deadly sins of both girls and women..tell me if u agree *smile*