Oh-So-True-Confessions

"London takde pokok.( London have no trees.)" - Fairuz

"Aku peh dhubur ade pelik siket, dier pat NEL je nk terberak. (my anus very weird, i only wanna pass motion when im in the NEL)" - Azura.

Enlightenment phrases. hahaa..

Eh2, I need sponsors to buy for me stuffs i sooo want a long2 time ago.

These includes:-

1. That top frm m)phosis.
2. A black skinny jeans.
3. Any nice pants which is not jeans.
4. A vintage tee.
5. A red tube dress which is body-fitting frm chest down to the mid-thighs.
6. School shoes.
7. Silky top.
8. More good reliable bras and panties preferbly boyshorts.
9. Shoes for jalan2 that won’t give you blisters.

Ok done. for the moment. lol.

Dear Makcik, i want to re-alter my sch pants la deyy.

Below the zip got lots of space.

ok, well, yeah, it IS kinda AIRY but i don’t need to have so much space there left empty unless i have a dick,no– make it a HUGE dick, hanging.

Ok la, sesiapa yang mahu SEponser saye, sila hubungi 1800-azura-lah.

Relationships is just like customer service.

There are 4 things every customer (your dear beloved) wants :-

1. To be treated courteously.
2. To feel important, to know that they are valued.
3. To be kept informed, even if it’s bad news.
4. To be treated equally. In the relationship’s case, i bet everyone wants their love to be reciprocal. The feeling of being fair to each other.

Took this from my tourism textbook. Weird it might be but true.

Ok then when you quarell with your dear beloved, it’s  exactly the same as handling customer’s complaint.

There are 7 steps :-

1. Listen to the customer without interrupting.
2. When he has finished, make a statement of regret such as "I’m sorry you have had this problem."
3. Then make a statement of empathy, such as "I can certainly understand your feelings."
4. Ask for additional information or clarification if you need it.
5. Offer a suggested solution - be sure to only mention what you can do, not what you cannot do. (easy said, don’t make promises you can’t keep and don’t say what you can’t do.)
6. When an acceptable solution has been reached, thank the customer for calling. (in this case, thank your dear beloved for being frank and telling the truth of what he/she doesn’t like instead of lying and keeping mum.)
7. If it’s appropiate, follow up in a few days to ensure everything was settled to his satisfaction. (change for the better?)

COOL SHIT, I KNOW. Thanks tourism textbook. LOL.

GOOD COMMUNICATION AND UNDERSTANDING IS THE BEST FACTOR OF A LONG-LASTING RELATIONSHIP.

So it’s the same as good relationship = good customer service?

Maaaayyybee.

I hope mine goes well. errrrrrr…. *awkward silence* LOL.

You all know right there’s been a leak in the video’s of the suicides.

Did you guys watch them? I did. They gave me the creeps.

Ok. Here’s what i want to say.

Many people wanted to make "gates" refraining people from jumping down. But I strongly suggest they SHOULD tighten their security big time instead. I mean if they make security barriers, people can still climb up then jump down. The thing is, they want to build barriers that are chest tall. People can still jump down right? Agree?

If you have already watched the Yishun vid, it’s CLEAR that they security at MRT stations are not good enough. The Yishun vid clearly shows that the man HID under the platform and WAITED for minutes before the MRT came. SO WHY? WHY IF THEY HAVE CCTVS ALL AROUND, THEY STILL NEVER REALISED A MAN WENT UNDER THE PLATFORM. WHAT’S THE USE OF THAT CCTV THEN?

CLEARLY, YES, CLEARLY, THE SECURITY IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH. IF THEY HAVE CCTV AND THEY REALLY WATCH OVER IT, THEY COULD HAVE PREVENTED A DEATH. AND NOT CAUSE MANY COMMUTERS LIKE ME BEING LATE FROM SCHOOL OR WORK. agree?

AND. clearly, the media, the news especially, they kind of betrayed us. They told a different story. Usually, they will tell us that the man was drunk and fell or they don’t know the cause of the fall.

Lies.

It’s so clear they already had carefully planned their suicide and had the INTENTION TO KILL THEMSELVES. What drunk? DUHHHH.

Please for goodness sake. U don’t have to build TALL BARRIERS if you think it’s TOOOO EXPENSIVE FOR YOU (btw, where have all the tax we gave you gone to? For you to spend in country clubs?). Just employ GOOD, RELIABLE security guards to watch over the cctv or maybe just stand on the stations to guard them.

IF, if a man happens to "fall", the security guards patrolling the station can easily reach for the oh-so-many emergency stop buttons for the mrt to stop.

But if it’s the case where the man jump on the dot when the mrt came and there’s no time to react, u cant do anything. God already wants to take his life away.

K last Friday, me and mic studio members went to watch a musical at the National Library. My 1st time there. HUGE.

We watched Titodao. Sooooo good. Recommended to all.

Visit http://www.toyfactory.com.sg/html/titoudao/about_titoudao.html for more info.

For Chingay 2007, me and some of my classmates were assigned to help usher the VIPs.

And. And. I saw Mr Lee Kuan Yew’s wife. errrr….

Damn i didn’t get to take her picture.

I saw loads of other VIPs.

And Chingay was great!

14 Feb 07

At school, Nina gave everyone in our class a Ferrero Rocher. So sweet!

I spent my day at Faddy’s house.

We talked and laughed and did some catching up. My adik was there too and so was her mom.

We then exchanged gifts.

I gave her 5 Ferrero Rochers and 5 heart shaped double choc chip cookies.

She gave me a box of Ferrero Rocher and a letter. and she drew me! soooo nice and sweet! Love u darlin!

Coincindentally, everyone gave Ferrero Rocher today so let’s rename it Ferrero Rocher Day. Wee~

I really had a great time and enjoyed my day. It was fun.

Here are the pics.

Lookie lookie!

presents!

3rd and 4th Feb O7

Me and Ibu worked for ************ (names are not revealed due to confidential matters) at the expo for an exhibition.

Oh my god, the working conditions were B-A-D.

We have to stand for 8 hours each day promoting packages but we were offered no break time nor drinks or snacks. I can’t even sit for a minute. And guess what? I WAS IN HEELS!!

Ok, nevermind. BUT the most irritating part was when my mum overheard THEM talking to each other.

One WOMEN said "Eh, take the file from her la, like as if she working. She standing there like what only"

EH! I am promoting your stupid packages and you said I’m doing nothing?

It wasn’t easy to attract customers ok. At least i was trying my best. People who did this before will understand.

Why not YOU do it if I’m doing such a bad job? Sucker.

Ok, i admit i sometimes talk to my friends but i WAS tired and need to rest also what. And talking made me feel less tired.

8 hours k, 8 FUCKING HOURS. NO REST, NO NOTHING.

AND WHEN YOU ORDERED FUCKING PIZZA TO EAT, YOU DIDN’T OFFERED US A BITE!

ARE WE ROBOTS/SLAVES TO YOU? DAMN YOU.

1. You talk bad about other people/service providers. (A big no-no for businesses.)
2. You are stingy/selfish.
3. You only think of yourselves.
4. You treat people like dogs. Even others treat dogs better. Period. (Coincidentally, there was a dog show beside our hall. They were soo good to their dogs.)
5. FUCK YOU ALL. Thank you very much.

By the way, I managed to sell a package and so did my Ebok. I wished i hadn’t sell anything.

Who wants to help your business prosper when you didn’t help take care of us.

Even your models didn’t get drinks or food. They only can enjoy WATCHING other models eat and drink.

Luckily By came to meet me. That sure cheered me up. And i made new friends there and they were fun.

I’m not working for you anymore, that’s confirmed.

And. I hurt my spine and hips for standing too long till i can’t even bend down or squat. GRRR.

Ok, I’m satisfied i let that out. I’m good now. LOL.

Dear Gossipers,

I actually don’t mind you people gossiping because i gossip too, really i do. Who the hell doesn’t?

But be a PROFESSIONAL gossiper. Gossip SILENTLY for goodness sake.

It definitely hurts if you actually hear bad things about yourself.

It’s better if people gossip without you knowing it.

                                                               Cheers,

                                                                         Me.

16 Jan 07.

Muse concert.

Nadia, me, Yanie and friends.

First, we didn’t queue.

We didn’t KNOW we had to queue.

We have forgotten Singaporean’s NO. 1 rule:-

"QUEUE FOR EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING."

As i’ve told Nadia, Singapore’s propaganda doesn’t work well on us.

It didn’t instill the kiasu-ness in us.

So we saw people sitting in a long long line but we thought nothing of it. NOTHING AT ALL.

I was thinking they had nowhere better to sit and wait. And we ended up sitting at a statue too. Until, we realised that they were queueing and we were like "oh shit". The end of the line didn’t seem to end so we called Yanie and to our relieve her friends were already queueing. So, a HUGE Thank You to them.

No wonder people all stared at us.

We waited, waited and waitedtedted for 3 full hours for the concert to start. Pokemon betol ar.

Nadia pitam-ed.

People are sweet you know. They offered water, fanned Nadia — even if it meant fanning with a sling bag. Kinda cute huh. And the one fanning her with the sling bag is a caucasian. SUH-WIT.

And when the concert started, everyone pushed us to the front. And before we know it, we were in the mosh pit.

People were body surfing, mosh-ing, siku-ing and head banging. HELL YEAH.

a guy’s body landed on Nadia’s head and her clip tersenget ke depan and her specs pon tersenget.

But as you all know, I am short and small, I couldn’t breathe coz im like dihempap by all. And everybody’s pushing each other. I nearly fell.

My worst fear in a concert – STAMPEDE.

Luckily, my heroin saved me. Nadia pulled me away.

We went to a calmer side which was full of working adults in their working clothes.

And we came across some Nyonyas too.But NO Apeks noted.

This means Nyonyas rocks but Apeks don’t.

I’m gonna be a Nyonya one day too when i reach 60.

Admit it, Females are the best.

Case closed.

We were the only few there who were headbanging and jumping and moshing like we were drunk. I even closed my eyes when i was enjoying.

Muse was pitch perfect live.

We sensed that people were staring but who the hell cares. We were having fun.

We went home sweaty and yet still high. Not able to walk straight. At last, we sat on a road curb, singing.

YES. IT WAS ORGASMIC.

The adreline rush and all.

$87 of exercise, screaming, sweating and muscle cramps.

It was worth it.

These are facts that I collected during this week about two of my friends.

Ok. Here we go.

My dearest Shahidah:-

** She is my heroin. Once, there was a blackout in the toilet. I have no choice but to pass motion there. It was so freaking dark and no one else was in. But, she was the one who stood by the door and held it for me so the light can enter and at the same time guarding it so that people can’t see me shit-ing. And, she also kept me company because. erm. i am afraid of the dark! Toiletress Heroin Hooray!

And also, she will always automatically hold my hand when going down the stupid steep steps in my school. She says i’m like one old lady.

See, she’s my heroin.

My lovely Miss Beautiful Hips, Zulaiha Addai *ehem* :-

** She is afraid of EVAPORATION. Yes.

E. V. A. P. O. R. A. T. I. O. N.

Well, we saw evaporation occuring at the field in front of our school.

I pointed it out to her.

Suddenly, she screamed her ass out. I was shocked.

I asked why and she said there are sooooo many flies at the field.

Yes. She thought evaporation were many many flies flying around.

Now we know, evaporation looks like flies. Lots of them.

Love you both.

*muacks*

Don’t judge me by my age.

Age is just a number.

You can’t know someone just by knowing his/her age.

17.

What can you tell me about a person who’s 17?

Tell me.

Childish? Goldigger?

You won’t know as every single teen is different and possess their own personality.

So PLEASE.

Know me first before judging me.

If you already know me, judge me by all means.

Your comments are just OPINIONS, not facts.

And I am utterly glad to hear your opinions.

Because I accept them.

Thank you.