Oh-So-True-Confessions

On the way to school in the train just now, I slept on the shoulders of a BLANGLA. Accidentally.

And the bangla can still sleep together. I imagined how we look and I think we looked like a freaking couple.

I will CHECK first before sleeping next time. *shivering in shock*

Oh yes, I’m still in shock.

The biggest shock I ever got when I woke up.

So shocking that that that I need 2 pills of Panadol menstrual to calm me down.

Michael Buble is sex.

Eh eh.

In the new Shrek movie, Shrek has a new baby.

Can you imagine two green ogres having sex?

Or can you imagine Princess Fiona having an orgasm?

HOHO. God bless.

Green private parts.

Oh my god. What the hell am I typing?

Polluted green minds eh you all. Tsk.

I’m just having fever k. The medication’s medling with my mind.

The Inter-monsoon season gave me two days of MC.

"Aku benci binatang kecik yang pandai!" Nina said.

"And I miss you too dear. Just that you don’t know. I didn’t want you to know. And i still love you too." - my thoughts of the day.

If you guys don’t know, I’m neither aneroxic nor bullimic.

I’m a healthy girl who eats properly enough.

I’m not like most girls who wants to go for a diet. Hell, I never wanted to.

I get upset if people call me skinny.

I’m not skinny, potek.

I have a small bone structure that makes me LOOK skinny.

You guys have big/normal bone structures and you’re not used to seeing somebody with a small bone structure. So you EXAGERATE that I’m skinny.

Open your eyes honey.

but, If i have the same bone structure as you, I’ll be wearing the same pants size as you.

Plus, i have high metobolism rate which means I burn fats faster than YOU. Jealous yet?

If I’m aneroxic or if I poke my fingers to get all the junk out, I’ll look as pathetic as Nicole Richie. THAT you can say "If the wind blows, she will fly." or whatever.

Now honey let’s learn to use the word "slim". Slim sounds NICER.

Hey, I can even beat your ass in an eating competition.

Mom says i eat like a pig.

I can eat 3 big chicken whoppers one after another. and still eat fries. and i am boncit. i get hungry easily.

Oh yeah, the skinny-ness runs in my family.

There you go.

Me = Non-aneroxic/bullimic + small bone structure + high metabolism rate + genetics + boncit.

Ok now you know. Think before you talk. It’ll save your asses.

I get tired explaining to you guys.

Ok. I officially dislike Nyonya MRT now.

• They always rush for the seats.
• They put their plastic bags on the seats beside them. (reduce using plastics la dey. Global warming k.)
• They push you when you are just about to sit and take your seat and "chop" for their other nyonya friend. (it really happened k just now)
• They ngade2 want the END seat beside the glass panel. Now you know, if you look closely at the glass panel, it’s kinda oily at some spots. It’s because they rest their oily heads on it. So NEVER rest your head on it unless you want some unknown nyonya bacteria to be passed to you.
• They always stand right in front of the the door before you enter the MRT causing other commuters to have difficulties when alighting.
• And when they use the escalator they jam the thing by standing on the right side! Hello, it’s rush hour baby.

I really can’t stand it if people jam the escalator by standing on the right side.

Apeks are generally nicer. and i have a soft spot for them.

Hey, they’re cute if you look at them properly ok.

So. Please learn MRT etiquette.

"London takde pokok.( London have no trees.)" - Fairuz

"Aku peh dhubur ade pelik siket, dier pat NEL je nk terberak. (my anus very weird, i only wanna pass motion when im in the NEL)" - Azura.

Enlightenment phrases. hahaa..

Eh2, I need sponsors to buy for me stuffs i sooo want a long2 time ago.

These includes:-

1. That top frm m)phosis.
2. A black skinny jeans.
3. Any nice pants which is not jeans.
4. A vintage tee.
5. A red tube dress which is body-fitting frm chest down to the mid-thighs.
6. School shoes.
7. Silky top.
8. More good reliable bras and panties preferbly boyshorts.
9. Shoes for jalan2 that won’t give you blisters.

Ok done. for the moment. lol.

Dear Makcik, i want to re-alter my sch pants la deyy.

Below the zip got lots of space.

ok, well, yeah, it IS kinda AIRY but i don’t need to have so much space there left empty unless i have a dick,no– make it a HUGE dick, hanging.

Ok la, sesiapa yang mahu SEponser saye, sila hubungi 1800-azura-lah.